Posted 15 minutes ago

condensedbloodmilk:

trollzin:

error404s:

watch this whole thing please

jfc im laughing my ass off

watching this video was like sitting in a car accelerating to 150, slamming the breaks, spinning out of control, and barley missing a head on collision with a semi-truck.

(Source: hostedscripts)

Posted 1 hour ago

ronaldtherapist:

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHNG SO HARD

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Posted 1 hour ago

andthebluestblue:

stop saying “his or her”

use their

piss off prescriptivists
acknowledge nonbinary identities
make your sentences less clunky
advocate for common usage which is what leads to grammatical acceptance 

Posted 2 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago

whatever-fangirl:

Based on this amazing post!!!

Posted 3 hours ago
thatonetony:

"Hey, what are you reading?"

thatonetony:

"Hey, what are you reading?"

Posted 4 hours ago

shinebrightlikeafrankiebb16:

Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 6 hours ago

textsfromfreddyfazbearspizzeria:

Don’t say MacBeth on a stage or in a theatre

Posted 6 hours ago

nyehs:

i literally just thought to myself “wow halloween is almost over” but then i remembered that the entire month of october isnt halloween and halloween is actually only one day and hasnt even started yet

Posted 7 hours ago

-milkteeth:

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Posted 8 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago

fraxtil:

this post is my magnum opus

(Source: skillrex)

Posted 9 hours ago

nintendo6664:

death—420:

artist-refs:

nevver:

Undo the Damage of Sitting

(Technically, this isn’t about saving your hands… but if you draw, you’re probably doing a lot of sitting, so…)

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Posted 10 hours ago

awkwardvagina:

truly an amazing sight (x)