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amydoesthings:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

Posted 32 minutes ago
paulonutini:

u think just because it’s pink n cute n shit it’s not gonna do anything? ok go play on it and see what happens. I ain’t gonna help u when that nasty ass demon drags u into ur basement. see u in the afterlife

paulonutini:

u think just because it’s pink n cute n shit it’s not gonna do anything? ok go play on it and see what happens. I ain’t gonna help u when that nasty ass demon drags u into ur basement. see u in the afterlife

(Source: kitschyofficial)

Posted 38 minutes ago

teachytv:

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

Posted 46 minutes ago

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

sassy-rising-angel:

colorfullyfuckedazazel:

genuinewonderment:

sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD

thor’s pokerface

the fact that Steve sneezes in red and blue and probably white too we just cant see it

Posted 48 minutes ago
that’s how ridiculous things have been in the past.
because of how others have treated me, i now feel like i should thank you for treating me like a human being whose wants/desires hold value beyond yours and whose worth as a friend is not measured in my desire to be with you in a relationship.
Me (while talking to a friend who I have just rejected romantically and whose only response was “thank you for giving me that closure, now that i know how you feel, i can move on with no regrets.” and who, in 6 years of guys confessing feelings for me, is only the THIRD guy to treat my desires with respect and attempt to move on from me instead of try to force me to change my own relationship status/feelings to be with him)
Posted 3 hours ago

http://ghostflo.tumblr.com/post/93080672682/gutcolour-theres-no-such-thing-as-being-fake

gutcolour:

there’s no such thing as being fake queer or fake trans because these things are defined wholly by self-identification and behavior. if you want to be queer or trans but aren’t sure if you’re real enough, congratulations, you’re already there. the big secret is that almost…

Posted 3 hours ago

bbcatemysoul:

martinfreeman:

martinfreeman:

i feel like the weirdest thing in the whole world is that purses are considered to be like, for girls„„ in society……. i mean like……….. everybody has objects that need to be carried. why would that be a girl thing? carrying objects? a girl only thing?

can the science side of tumblr expalin this

because men get to carry things in their fully funcTIONAL POCKETS OF THEIR CLOTHING

Posted 4 hours ago
mjalt:

radassray:

This gif is so accurate and it kills me each time. i cant even.

omG

mjalt:

radassray:

This gif is so accurate and it kills me each time. i cant even.

omG

Posted 5 hours ago

astronomy-to-zoology:

Superb Bird of Paradise Mating Dance

source

cowboy—dan
Posted 6 hours ago

todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

(Source: vinebox)

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starpatches:

bunny girl started out as silly doodles but then I fell in love

Posted 9 hours ago

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(Source: star-loser)

Posted 9 hours ago

buddhabrot:

jingledink:

found two kitties cuddling by the sea

NO WAY this made my year